Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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