i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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