Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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