He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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