Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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