I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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