You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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