I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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