Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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