Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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