I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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