U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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