Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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