Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
