Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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