I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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