I forgot how hot balto sounded
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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