Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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