Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
