i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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