We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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