I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize