Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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