ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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