I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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