6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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