never play flip cup with pint glasses
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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