Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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