Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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