I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I think your dad took our porno
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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