This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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