Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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