a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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