tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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