I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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