My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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