R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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