I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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