i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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