we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance