your parents love me but you hate me
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.