we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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