I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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