did you get engaged???
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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