I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Vodka?
Forever.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
