i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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