I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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