At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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