just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
50% drunk capacity currently
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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