forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
How does one acquire holy water?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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