I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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