I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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