And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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