i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The beer is more important than you right now.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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