? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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