Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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