If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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